Proposal for Drive: The Video Game

by Mr. Nobel

On rails shooter/racer/adventure/staring simulation game.

Press X to stare at Carey Mulligan

Press B to repress urge to screw Carey Mulligan

Press A to mercilessly beat man to death

Press Y to become Carey Mulligan’s personal Captain Save a Ho

Right trigger to trigger “Nightcall”

Left trigger to trigger “A Real Hero”