Zero Mom Thirty

While I do love my mom, she’s not the best person with which to watch movies. She has this habit of asking both really obvious and rather insistent questions throughout the film which gets less endearing and significantly more aggravating as the movie goes on. Here’s a sampling of the crap she said while the family was watching Zero Dark Thirty (spoilers follow):

5 minutes into the film

Mom: Is that Osama bin Laden?

40 minutes into the film

Mom: Is that Osama bin Laden?

1 hour, 34 minutes into the film

Mom: Is that Obama bin Laden?

Me: What?

Mom: Osama bin Laden?

2 hours, 28 minutes into the film

Mom: Oh…so that’s Osama bin Laden