Returning to the quasi-motherland
by Mr. Nobel
I wasn’t born in Canada, but I did spend the vast majority of my pre-pubescent childhood in the land of maple and free health care. Ever since I moved to the United States, however, I have not had the opportunity to go back into Uncle Stephen Harper’s warm embrace until now. As of writing, I’m midway through an epic vacation through the parts of Canada I didn’t live in (i.e. everything outside of Vancouver). I’ll be covering my trip in riveting detail through a series of smarmy blog posts in the guise of shitty how-to guides.
I was going to pitch to Lonely Planet, but then NC2 media happened.